Annie
Gets a Gadget
By Sue Lovett
"You haven't got one?" I could tell he was shocked.
I shook my head apologetically, flashing him an embarrassed
smile.
"That's a goner, that is." He kicked the flat tyre with his
steel capped toe. I'd noticed the white van in my rear view
mirror and when my tyre burst, he'd over-taken, pulled up onto
the kerb and jumped out of the van to help. It was the young
lad from the builder's merchants at the top of our road. He'd
been so nice to stop, but now he was making me feel a bit of a
ninny. I had the feeling this wasn't going to be a good
day.
"I'll get my husband" I said. He raised his eyebrows. "We
only live round the corner" I went on, trying to appear in
control of the situation. "The car will be fine here; it's not
obstructing the road at all."
"Look, use mine." He pulled his mobile out of his jacket
pocket and passed it to me.
"Thank you. You've been ever so kind."
He gave a little shrug. "Don't know anyone that hasn't got a
mobile." He mumbled. "Even me Gran's got a mobile."
Feeling foolish, I blurted ''I sort of never got round to
getting one." I could imagine him telling his mates "silly
0l' bat didn't even have a phone!"
Thankfully Tom answered straight away. "It's me, Love. I've
got a puncture. Would you come and get me? I'm only in Oak
Road, opposite the Post Office."
I bade a final farewell and thank you to the white van lad
and moments later Tom
arrived. He had the spare wheel fitted onto my trusty old
Fiesta in no time. Then after wiping his hands on an old rag he
stood square in front of me, placing his hands on my shoulders,
as he always does when he's about to make a pronouncement.
"Right, that's it Annie." Tom was putting his foot down.
"Before we do anything else, you're coming with me down the
High Street. We're gonna get you a bloomin' phone!"
I couldn't argue. Even a technophobe like me could see the
benefits of having a mobile in situations like these. I hadn't
succumbed to getting one, because trying to understand anything
other than the most basic form of gadgetry leaves me befuddled,
pushing my patience to the point of 'can't be botheredness'.
I'm the girl who believed the i-pod to be the part of the body
that houses the eye.
Tom, of course, loves all that stuff; computers, digital
this, electronic that and he loves anything that's remotely
remote control. When the washing machine packed up, he insisted
we pay an extra sixty quid to get a replacement that was
advertised as 'intelligent'. To me, an intelligent washing
machine is someone who picks the dirty laundry up on Monday and
returns it clean and pressed by Wednesday night.
But then I suppose we're just different in that way, Tom and
me. For me, technology is an unremitting annoyance in life,
rather like bikini waxing and fungal nail infections, that I
continually struggle to stay in control of. Anyhow, I've got
far too many things to do and think about than the finer
functions of a digibox or some such gizmo.
"I just want something basic" I stressed to Tom, who was in
high-tech heaven talking modes, menus and networks with the
chap in the shop. "Really Tom, if it's too complicated, I won't
understand it. I won't use it."
"I know Love. I think this is a good one, nice and
simple. Pay as you go. It's a great model to start off with.
We'll have you texting by the end of the week. Look, it's even
got a camera!"
We returned home with my pocket sized mobile in a box that
could have comfortably housed a pair of shoes. I realised
on unpacking my new little treasure, that the box had to be
that big to fit in the instruction manual; written in 47
different languages. Deciding that the most relevant section
for me to digest was probably the Japanese one, I cast the
manual into the recycling bin.
Tom attached a little wire and plugged the phone into the
wall socket.
''Now just leave it," he explained. "It has to charge for
twenty four hours, so you won't be able to play with it until
tomorrow."
Like I'm itching to I thought.
There it sat on the coffee table, its' little green light
winking, letting me know it had the measure of me. Just as a
dog senses fear in a non dog lover, it had picked up on my
negative vibes. Its electronic eye menacingly followed me,
wherever I moved about the room, knowing it already had
the upper hand.
The following day I resolved not to be so silly and to do
just what Tom had suggested. I'd have a little play and master
my new toy. I'd give Tom a call. He'd be so impressed. I
have to admit I did get into a bit of a sweat, but I
wasn't going to give up. I soldiered on, casting aside my Nokia
nervosa, determined to fit into this electronic World, the
alternative being outcast as one of life's unconnected.
I didn't phone Tom. Not right away. I decided to take the
car down to the garage and get the tyre changed. I thought I'd
give Tom a call then, from my new mobile and tell him the job
had been done. That would knock his socks off.
A couple of miles up the road I spotted a white van, pulled
over awkwardly. Sitting on the kerb was the lad from the
builder's merchants. He didn't look very happy. I parked the
car in front of the van and made my way over to him.
"Everything all right?" I asked.
"Flippin' engine's died!" He huffed.
"Oh dear. Is someone coming to get you?"
"I'm hopin' someone'll come for me soon. Can't ring 'em, me
flippin' phone's got no battery."
"Oh dear me. You want to get yourself one of those in car
chargers." I advised, and feeling rather triumphant, I pulled
my mobile out of my pocket and said, "Here, would you like to
use mine?"
Highly Commended - Annie Gets a Gadget by
Sue Lovett
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